I'm a pretty regular guy from south Jersey. I live my life with the goal of being happy everyday, and I refuse to let anyone turn my days into negative ones. I'll follow back almost everyone.

 

cubbypornstar:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

lolol

tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

where’s the rest???

(Source: petercapalldi)

tyleroakley:

putsomebenonit:

how do I make this my “about me” on grindr?

this is so important

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)

tyleroakley:

another day, another moment where I can’t not reblog this

(Source: chriscanandwill)

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

the ultimate power

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

nosleeprecords:

rayharkins:

chadmitchell:

katietothemax:

designandcapture:

Reposting because hearing that a fan at @warpedtour would steal from one of the most earnest, DIY non-profits on the road is beyond heartbreaking.
There’s no corporate bullshit with @shirtsforacure - just a crew with a love a music, selling band shirts to help cancer patients in need.
Direct donations: www.syrentha.org/donate
100% of the proceeds from #SFAC band t-shirts go to a cancer patient in need - pick up a shirt at sfac.merchnow.com

What Amy said.

Shirts For A Cure and Beemer are great, please help spread the word. 

This is so lame. Please help.

This is down right terrible. No faith in humanity.

nosleeprecords:

rayharkins:

chadmitchell:

katietothemax:

designandcapture:

Reposting because hearing that a fan at @warpedtour would steal from one of the most earnest, DIY non-profits on the road is beyond heartbreaking.

There’s no corporate bullshit with @shirtsforacure - just a crew with a love a music, selling band shirts to help cancer patients in need.

Direct donations: www.syrentha.org/donate

100% of the proceeds from #SFAC band t-shirts go to a cancer patient in need - pick up a shirt at sfac.merchnow.com

What Amy said.

Shirts For A Cure and Beemer are great, please help spread the word. 

This is so lame. Please help.

This is down right terrible. No faith in humanity.

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

This was ruined by lifetime movies.